I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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