don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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