We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
my vag is so smooth its legendary
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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