After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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