Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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