OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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