no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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