Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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