I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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