That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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