Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
