Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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