I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE