You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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