When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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