Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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