Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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