Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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