Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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