I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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