Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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