I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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