He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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