so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.