don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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