I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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