How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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