u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I could fuck to npr.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize