The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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