Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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