They should really pass out barf bags in church
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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