Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it's like iHOP with fire
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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