Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
