i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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