My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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