i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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