We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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