just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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