Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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