trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You brought string cheese to the strip club
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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