you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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