Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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