its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
There r osticjed everywhere
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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