the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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