On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
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Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing