that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just want nice things and good sex
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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