I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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