I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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