We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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