I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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